{"id":61,"date":"2015-05-03T09:45:54","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T13:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemasney.com\/projects\/illustratedquotes\/?p=61"},"modified":"2015-05-03T09:45:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T13:45:54","slug":"you-aint-a-has-been-if-you-never-was-qotsa-cc-by-lemasney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2015\/05\/03\/you-aint-a-has-been-if-you-never-was-qotsa-cc-by-lemasney\/","title":{"rendered":"You ain’t a has-been if you never was – QOTSA cc-by lemasney"},"content":{"rendered":"
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you ain’t a has-been if you never was – qotsa cc-by lemasney<\/p><\/div>\n

Turnin’ on the Screw – Queens of the Stone Age Lyrics<\/p>\n

You got a question, please don’t ask it
\nIt puts the lotion in the basket
\nYou say bigger’s better but bigger’s bigger
\nWhite boy dressed up like a figure<\/p>\n

Drawn inside a toilet on the wall
\nThe world is round, my square don’t fit at all<\/p>\n

They say those who can’t just instruct others
\nAnd act like victims or jilted lovers
\nYou can’t lose it if you never had it
\nDisappear, man, do some magic<\/p>\n

You want a reason, how’s about because
\nYou ain’t a has-been if you never was<\/p>\n

I sound like this<\/p>\n

Scared to say what is your passion
\nSo slag it all, bitter’s in fashion
\nFear of failure’s all you’ve started
\nThe jury’s in, verdict: retarded<\/p>\n

I’m so tired and I’m wired, too
\nI’m a mess, I guess I’m turning on the screw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Turnin’ on the Screw – Queens of the Stone Age Lyrics You got a question, please don’t ask it It puts the lotion in the basket You say bigger’s better but bigger’s bigger White boy dressed up like a figure<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1128,4110],"tags":[403],"class_list":{"0":"post-61","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-image","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-illustration","8":"category-inkscape-portfolio","9":"tag-illustration","10":"post_format-post-format-image","11":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/you-aint-a-has-been-qotsa-cc-by-lemasney.png?fit=1024%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3h6y2-Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5979,"url":"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2011\/05\/13\/day-133-a-qotsa-lyric-inkscape\/","url_meta":{"origin":61,"position":0},"title":"Day 133: A QOTSA lyric #Inkscape","author":"lemsy","date":"2011-05-13","format":false,"excerpt":"This sketch illustrates\u00a0the first lyric in the Queens of the Stone Age song No one knows from Songs for the Deaf.","rel":"","context":"In "portfolio"","block_context":{"text":"portfolio","link":"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/category\/portfolio\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"No One Knows. 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