{"id":5838,"date":"2010-12-20T01:00:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T06:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/365sketches.org\/?p=3415"},"modified":"2020-07-11T16:28:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T20:28:10","slug":"358-of-365-is-a-seinfeld-bit-inkscape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2010\/12\/20\/358-of-365-is-a-seinfeld-bit-inkscape\/","title":{"rendered":"These pretzels are making me thirsty (George Constanza) by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #Seinfeld #illustration #design"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3416\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a title=\"These pretzels are making me thirsty (George Constanza) by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #Seinfeld #illustration #design \" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/20101219pretzels.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3416\" data-attachment-id=\"3416\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/154176006_80_804\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/154176006_80_804.jpg?fit=80%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"80,80\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"154176006_80_804\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/154176006_80_804.jpg?fit=80%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-3416 \" style=\"margin:5px;\" title=\"These pretzels are making me thirsty (George Constanza) by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #Seinfeld #illustration #design \" alt=\"These pretzels are making me thirsty (George Constanza) by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #Seinfeld #illustration #design \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/20101219pretzels.png?w=700&#038;ssl=1\"  \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3416\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">These pretzels are making me thirsty (George Constanza) by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #Seinfeld #illustration #design<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I could not say it any better than this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;A Seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial, as in:<\/p>\n<p>Katy: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like my car because it only has two cup holders&#8221;<br \/>\nJohn: &#8220;These pretzels are making me thirsty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<a title=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=These%20pretzels%20are%20making%20me%20thirsty\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=These%20pretzels%20are%20making%20me%20thirsty\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=These%20pretzels%20are%20making%20me%20thirsty<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seinfeld, pretzels, lemasney, open source, creative commons, design, illustration, frustration, anger<\/p>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size:1em;\">Related articles<\/h6>\n<ul class=\"zemanta-article-ul\">\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2012\/12\/06\/20121206-a-portrait-of-richard-stallmans-face-in-ascii-text-binary-code-by-john-lemasney-via-365sketches-org-opensource-creativecommons-design\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">20121206: A portrait of Richard Stallman&#8217;s face in ascii text binary code by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #opensource #creativecommons #design<\/a> (365sketches.org)<\/li>\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2012\/12\/05\/20121205-suggested-serving-size-by-john-lemasney-via-365sketches-org-cc-design-typography\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">20121205: Suggested serving size by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #cc #design #typography<\/a> (365sketches.org)<\/li>\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lemasney.com\/consulting\/2012\/11\/25\/20121125-a-man-with-an-elephants-step-by-john-lemasney-via-365sketches-org-cc-design\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">20121125: A man with an elephant&#8217;s step by John LeMasney via 365sketches.org #cc #design<\/a> (365sketches.org)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could not say it any better than this: &#8220;A Seinfeld reference. 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